Hi Pups,
Just thought I'd show you this postcard that I got from my cousin this morning. He's been travelling around the world for a few years and has been in Australia for a while now, but I hadn't heard from him for doggone ages until today. I dread to think what he's done, he's not bad really, but he's always been a bit naughty. I just hope he behaves himself over here.........
G'day Digger!
How's it going me old cobber? It's your cousin Duggie here. Long time no see or sniff eh?
Heard the Irish have had a fantastic season mate. I bet that's because of you cheering them on and being the best mascot in the Premiership!
Life here in Australia has been great. I've had a really good time wrestling crocodiles and swimming with sharks but most of all having a great big party. Some brilliant 'Barbies' (that's barbecues to you mate ' not toy dolls) on the beach.
Anyway, the reason for writing is that there has been a little 'incident' and I have to leave Australia quite quickly so I thought I'd let you know that I'm coming to stay with you for a while!
I think we'll have loads of fun and I promise not to embarrass you again like I always used to ' I'm much less of a great gular than I used to be ' despite what happened at the 'incident'.
I'm in Goulburn still, although I'm staying somewhere 'different' for a while until I get put on a plane home. The New South Wales Police have been very nice about everything and say they'll miss me when I get let out, er, come home.
See you soon,
Duggie
XX
P.S. How long is quarantine over there??
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